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Download Epub Format ↠´ New Moon PDF by ☆ Stephenie Meyer I can t even wow Is anyone else completely aghast that this dreck saw a printing press not to mention became a wildly popular series I thought I was being hard on Twilight when I criticized it for portraying a relationship so ill advised and unhealthy and then romanticizing that relationship to young people as if people didn t already make enough bad decisions I thought maybe now that Book 1 was done the series would take a nice turn.
Enter New Moon Exit Shred of decency.
Were it simply a problem of the weakly developed characters, confused and uneven plotline, hundreds of pages of cloying depression only to be replaced by cloying sentimentality later on , and an appalling and unsubtle parallel to Romeo and Juliet, this novel would simply be mediocre teen fare.
But then we must consider the problem of Be You may have heard me rant about the previous novel Twilight I decided to read the sequel, just to see if it will get better.
Boy, was I wrong.
First off, we began with Bella Swan bitching about how old she s getting, because Edward stays 17 forever, and since her birthday is coming up, she ll be one year older than her perfect lover Um older than him Looks wise, yes, but these dumbasses don t realize is that he s 100 YEARS OLDER THAN HER WHAT THE HELL IS HE EVEN DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE What really makes me annoyed with this couple was the fact they were comparing their relationship with Romeo and Juliet It s nowhere even close to that because you two have no reason for loving each other On a side note, Romeo and Juliet have no reason for loving each other, but they had a lesson in the story They die anyways Anyways, they There Is An Alternate Cover Edition For This ISBN Here I Knew We Were Both In Mortal Danger Still, In That Instant, I Felt WellWhole I Could Feel My Heart Racing In My Chest, The Blood Pulsing Hot And Fast Through My Veins Again My Lungs Filled Deep With The Sweet Scent That Came Off His Skin It Was Like There Had Never Been Any Hole In My Chest I Was Perfect Not Healed, But As If There Had Never Been A Wound In The First Place For Bella Swan, There Is One Thing Important Than Life Itself Edward Cullen But Being In Love With A Vampire Is Even Dangerous Than Bella Could Ever Have Imagined Edward Has Already Rescued Bella From The Clutches Of One Evil Vampire, But Now, As Their Daring Relationship Threatens All That Is Near And Dear To Them, They Realize Their Troubles May Be Just Beginning Keep in mind that though this review is about to wheel off into an angry rant, this book is good The series is addictive And as I said previously about Stephanie Meyer, if you want to cease brain function for a few hours, she s your girl.
The beginning is slow, the middle is gold, the end is lacking The blank pages to represent months passed in zombie depression, great idea.
Now, my problem My problem is not so much with the story as it is perhaps with the idea behind the story and thus, the author herself It all starts with Romeo and Juliet Stupid kids Yes, yes, the great tragedy of love Please note the word tragedy came before the word love Because without the tragedy there would be no story What would the story be otherwise I m not going to presume to rewrite Shakespeare at least not for the hypothetical purposes of illustrating a point in this review I will Uhg I read Twilight and was sorely disappointed in it, but I had heard through a series of acquaintances that this one was better that it introduced werewolves and slightly healthier relationships.
I was deceived It was awful not as bad as its predecessor, but still pretty bad Right off the bat Bella is crying about how she hates her birthday and dreads aging and wants little to do with her birthday This was a annoying to read through because I kept thinking to myself, What teenage girl thinks this way Perhaps they do, but when I was a teen, I could only think of how awesome I was going to be when I got older and had experiences.
Skip to the party She cuts herself and a unicorn cries, she is suddenly alone on the forest floor Her life is over now that Edward gone For the next hundred pages or so we enter DIARY MODE, complete with day to day updates on how she i When she was 12 me and my daughter Georgia went to see Twilight After the movie I asked her what she thought THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER she said And she went to see it three times, with people other than me.
So she bought the book and read it in about four hours I asked her what she thought THAT WAS THE BEST BOOK EVER she said.
Then we got the dvd of the movie and she watched it again THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE EVER she said I was surprised but she explained Bella is stupid, Edward is stupid, nothing looks right, they miss out all the important stuff, it s so bad, it s so so so bad Then she read all the other Twilight books in like four hours New Moon IS THE WORST BOOK EVER FOR 200 PAGES AND THEN IT S THE BEST BOOK EVER she said By now she was 13 A week ago she said New Moon IS COMING OUT SOON, I M SO EXCITED, I CAN T WAIT TO SEE IT, CAN oh, hai, just me here, reading New Moon on my nook simple touchthis twilight craze the books are not as bad as the haters say they are, but they are also nowhere near as good as lovers of this series believe this installment was just kind of bland despite my reading it on the fine e ink technology of the new nook.
she did one thing right one wonderful thing i assume it is too late to actually spoil anything in the bellaverse, so i am just going to barrel ahead but when edward leaves bella in the woods that moment when she just loses her mind and her desolation and her emptiness and her self destructive impulses shoot straight to the surface it was pretty well done because let s face it, we have all been left behind by someone we are still in love with even me wonderful, wonderful me and having recently rewatched my favorite movie, head on, i have to point out As ye sow, so shall ye reap Earlier this year, I foolishly lent my copy of Twilight to Cate across the road She liked it Then, when she got a place at college last month, we thought we d give her something as a congratulations and going away present It was so logical to buy a copy of New Moon.
Cate zipped through it quickly, and dropped off her copy before leaving so that I could read it too How could I possibly say anything except thank you Well look on the bright side I ve heard so much about this book, and I suppose it is interesting to see what people are talking about But, Jesus Christ, Bella is eighteen and she s already obsessing about getting old She keeps hassling Edward to turn her into a vampire so that she can stay young and pretty for ever There is some chance that this will result in her losing he
Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget it was a hard line to walk.
bReally cringing at my younger self.
I still loved itSo, I guess I m cringing at my older self too Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason And then you shot across my sky like a meteor Suddenly everything was on fire When Bella gets a paper cut during her birthday, she in typical ridiculously unstable fashion slices her arm open and stuffs it with glass She becomes surrounded by seven thirsty vampires.
While she manages to make it out alive, Edward is horrified by what his family has the potential to do How is this a surprise They re bloody vampires.
Edward does the sensible thing and co This should suffice.